The best students can get to class without even leaving their own bedroom. 

"Proud Parent of an Honor Roll Student at the Monroe Institute"

(The Monroe Institute, founded by Robert Monroe who coined the term Out of Body Experience, is a center dedicated to exploring human consciousness using specialized sound technology. Their work was famously investigated by US Intelligence in the declassified documents titled "The Gateway Process") 

3"x9" Screen Printed Bumper Sticker 

Made in Vermont